THIS WILL ONLY MAKE YOU FEEL SUPER AWESOME AND NOT OLD AT ALL!
WE HAD THIS AS OUR MUSIC ON THE GO.
AND THIS THING WE ACTUALLY PLAYED CD’S ON.
NOT TO FORGET PALITOS! BEST BUDDIES FOR LIFE
NOW THE YOUTH OF TODAY ARE SUPER BLESSED WITH SOPHISTICATED DEVICES WITH IMPECCABLE SOUND QUALITY:
WE WATCHED MOVIES AND RECORDED STUFF ON THIS THING:
NOW THE YOUTH OF TODAY WATCH SUPER CLEAR, CRISP HIGH-DEFINITION STUFF ON THIS:
WE WROTE AND PASSED NOTES TO EACH OTHER IN CLASS.
NOW ALL THE YOUTH OF TODAY DO IS KEEP THEIR HEADS DOWN AND TEXT THEIR LIFE AWAY.
THIS WAS OUR SOCIAL MEDIA – PENPALS.
NOW THE YOUTH OF TODAY DO NOT HAVE TO WAIT WEEKS TO GET A REPLY. THEY JUST DM.
SOME OF US WORE THESE AS THE SIGN OF BEING “COOL”:
NOW THE YOUTH OF TODAY ROCK THESE TO JOIN THE COOL KIDS CLUB.
WE HAD THIS:
Our Sundays were not complete until this show was over.
NOW THE YOUTH OF TODAY ARE SERIOUSLY MISSING OUT!
We had Speak Out and Work it Out On NTA to show off our debate and math skills
NOW THE YOUTH OF TODAY HARDLY HAVE ANY PROGRAMMES LIKE THIS
WE HAD EVERYDAY PEOPLE
NOW THE YOUTH OF TODAY HAVE SHUGA
WE HAD TONY TETUILA
AND THE GREAT STEPHEN OSADEBE: